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Fridge-Heart!
A weapons engineer that only could invent the most horrible and cruel weapons, he had to freeze his heart solid to bring himself to actually use his awful implements! Here's just a couple of his contraptions, the Sadistic Sabre and the Pain Pistol! #characterdesign
The Ouija Boarder!
Carving through the gnarliest of spirit waves and grinding gravestones, this master of spirits is in constant contact with all who have passed! Mastering the toughest of all Ouija trials, no ghostly gossip ever escapes this intense informant! #characterdesign
Cairn!
The king of the sling! Wearing an enchanted ammunition-let of accuracy and made up entirely of +2 sling stones, this rumbling rock pile can take down foes of Goliath proportions! Unfortunately his ammunition is also his lifeline so make every shot count! #characterdesign
The Kingsblade!
The Saddest King reluctantly chose the sword in the stone solution for his successor. He was so afraid of losing his position that he made the very rock into a powerful golem, capable of wielding the blade and attacking every attempt ever made! #characterdesign
The Wisherman!
This hard-boiled detective has access to a whole bunch of wishes so no case is too dangerous for him! A few monkey's paws, a couple lamps, a wishbone necklace, and 54 birthdays worth of candles aid in his fight against law-breaking monsters! #characterdesign
Storm Blooded!
Comprised of a weather-selector heart and goggles it's Storm Blooded, the cumulonimbus cloudington! Armed with his extremely powerful sun-glove, every one of the elements lend their skills and powers to this electrical emanating evil-doer! #characterdesign
Dollmentia Dollbody!
With a cursed and corrupted body entwined with the evil dollmention, she uses her horrible powers to summon terrible little creatures! The more she summons the greater their strength but the less control she has over them so take care! #characterdesign
Mortar Combat!
One of the strongest middleweight boxers in the world decided to boost up his power level by submitting himself to the experimental Warhead transplant! Now with a bazooka for a head, this bombarding boxer can pretty much take on anyone in the ring! #characterdesign
Cooper the Keg-Knight!
Built from barrels and buckets, Cooper clanks along the battlefield with winding contraptions and keg cannons blazing! A billowing tarp that was the covering to his shipping container serves as his cape and protects him from the elements! #characterdesign
Telephreaker!
Invented back in 1858, this phone-powered cyborg draws all of his strength from complicated telephon-esis. When there were only a few phones he could barely walk up a set of stairs, but now that he's been activated in 2020 his powers are incredible! #characterdesign