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Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this?
Me: [changes my background]
Therapist: no
🙈🙉🙊
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“This isn’t really the look I’m going for,” I say, gesturing at my outfit, face, hair, entire body and also the way I’m standing.
🙅🏻♀️💇♀️😰
#katieswansondesign #handlettering #designerd #quaratinelife #imissmyhairdresser #eyebrows #hotmess #fridayvibes #funfact
Happy St. Patrick’s day 🍀
#StPatricksDay #green #SocialDistancing #CoronavirusOutbreak #irish
I clogged the toilet because I’m the shit. - me flirting
💩🔥💩🔥
#katieswansondesign #handlettering #procreate #ipadlettering #designerd #datinglife #vacuum #flirt #priorities #toilet
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I bailed on this post this morning.
#katieswansondesign #handlettering #designerd #mayo #bailed #believeinyou #mayoclinic #mayonnaise
CDC: a quarantine has been placed on your area for coronavirus
Me: Oh no
CDC: Please do not leave your house
Me: *taking off pants* This is terrible
CDC: All office work must be conducted from home until further notice
Me: *laying on couch w bag of chips* What a nightmare
Wash, wash, wash you hands,
Soap will make them clean!
Scrub the germs 'til they fall off,
Germs go down the drain.
🧼🤲🧼🤲🧼
#katieswansondesign #handlettering #designerd #washyourhands #hygiene #handwashing #handhygiene #covid19 #coronavirus
👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻👨🏾🤡
#katieswansondesign #PresidentsDay2020 #PresidentsDay #Clown
The closet I’ve been to a diet this year is erasing food searches from my browser history.
🥡🥡🥡
#katieswansondesign #handlettering #designerd #food #FoodDelivery #noshame #important #chinesetakeout #diet #ubereats #takeout
[breathing heavy and trying to keep up with the girl on the treadmill next to me] “So...what are you doing...after they...revive me?”
🍩🍕🥯🍔🍟🌮
#katieswansondesign #handlettering #designerd #workout #gym #fatpants #treadmill #GymMembership #goals