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me: I swear officer, I can even say the alphabet backwards
cop: not really relevant to this murder investigation but ok
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Please remain seated until we’ve reached the gate, then feel free to stand hunched over weirdly sideways for 15 minutes while we do whatever.
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I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast.
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#katieswansondesign #handlettering #designerd #newyearsresolutions #pizza #ilovepizza #seriousquestion #serious #creepy #pizzadelivery
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and know I would still be tickled pink to wake up Christmas morning to a Barbie Dream House with accessories or a millennium falcon sporting storm troopers.
#HappyHoligays #ChristmasDay2019 #MerryChristmas #happyholidays
Fitness level: Just used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer. Namaste.
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#katieswansondesign #handlettering #visualdesigner #outstanding #yoga #namaste #downwarddog #dogyoga #creditcard #fitnesslevel
@jackwhitehall give pops a high five for me. This notification rocked my socks!! #Netflix #travelswithmyfather #jackwhitehall
A good way to get people to stop showing you baby pictures is after each one ask, “Can I keep this?” 👶🏼
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#katieswansondesign #handlettering #whyimnotaparent #parentingtips #favoritechild
Rise and shine mother cluckers 🐓
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#katieswansondesign #handlettering #rooster #RiseAndShine
Me: can you make sure this diamond ring is in the bottom of her drink? I want it to be a really special moment.
McDonalds employee: ok
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#katieswansondesign #RelationshipGoals #runners #Soulmates #hopeful