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It is always worth reminding your Human that you could have got Charles Schultz to draw you
If you are the kind of dog that likes to scratch the floor after a wee, a pebbly beach is the best place to do so
We're in @DogsMonthly this month interviewed by @Worzel_Wooface (and Cath) 3 whole pages of guff about Mike and some great pictures of Me!
If the world appears to be upside down perhaps you are the wrong way up
The lovely people at @BrightonHoveBus have put us on their homepage
https://t.co/IIr4RN3FXP
The Dog friendly buses also cater for Humans
“Right, no more treats, and an extra walkies every day for you fat boy!”
A Dog is for life ... whereas a vacuum cleaner is only as good as its warranty
It is worth pointing out that if your Human needed you to pull a rubber band from his bottom you would happily do so