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If you've got an @Android device you can get a copy of @mikeandscrabble on the @kobo store https://t.co/9geF0wXoPB
There are a number of possible reasons that your Human is still wearing pyjamas at 11am. It’s Sunday, he’s ill or he’s a freelancer.
Für unsere Deutschen Freunde ...
Große Geister denken oft gleich
(Danke @mundauf für die Übersetzung)
It is a little known fact that wolves used to hunt busses in the wild, which is why we now bark at them in the street
@BrightonHoveBus
If we were casting for @mikeandscrabble the Movie - we'd go for @rickygervais and his cat @myleftfang
#BrentAndOllie
Good luck to @lizfraser1 and her new @InMyHeadcase project - and thank you for writing the Foreword for my book
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On a cold winter day, your Human will appreciate your ability to create a poo bag hand-warmer