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@camsainat I usually just write different kinds of stories of Frufru and Eliza picking on Dot and Kelsey
Now that I know what @Kamii_momoru is capable of artistically you best believe I am going to be paying him to draw as much Stepford Vampire Sandwich Ara Ara as humanly possible.
And she is going to love every second spoiling her extremely rotten kids and their bad behavior
@Kamii_momoru Make her little Vampire Children Eliza from Craig of the Creek and Frufru from Harvey Street. Mommy Ara Ara Vampire needs abhorrently rotten children to spoil and train them to be extremely entitled
Ranger Tabes is also the kind of house waifu to tell all her children to eat as much food as humanly possible. The kind of Catholic / Italian Grandmother thought process of it doesn't matter if you're completely morbidly obese she'll still think you're looking a little too thin.
Ranger Tabes thiccness is the result of eating nothing but an all Meat and Wonder Bread diet since childhood since she probably watched all those commercials that openly lie to consumers that White Bread is more nutritional then all other forms of Bread and she believed the lie.
I fucking loved everything about Stepford Wives both as a book and as a film. Everything is so outlandishly insane in concept and execution that its vastly entertaining to see thru the whole experience in real time.
Its fictional! Its not suppose to be taken seriously feminists!
@Valkyrie_Fleur Why stop there give them my discord while you're at it
murrlogic#6579
Now show me the link to this thread I need to laugh.
@Valkyrie_Fleur I cant prove it but fuck its absolutely hysterical to think about.
The only way this could have been more on the nose is if her shopping cart had something resembling wonder bread in one of her shopping bags.
@PlasticPriestSB Now, I cant realistically prove this is a coincidence but c'mon...
There is no fucking way...