Zadok 🏳️‍🌈🥼🦈 MFFさんのイラストまとめ

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Naw man they gettin @DangersBirb to do my job 😭 https://t.co/fml0hAhePM

As I’ve had the chance to talk to students who have much better GPAs than I do, I’ve realized that a lot of my academic achievements have come down to me being unadvisedly stubborn. Turns out, going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm eventually gets you places! ^^

I get asked why I have a ponytail when my irl hair is super curly. They tease and say it must be a bottom thing because it’s “something to grab” but personally I think peeps just can’t handle when the fade is scientific 😤

Having a hard time growing a cell line? idk man sounds like a skill tissue

I don’t cry much, especially not during movies, and people think I’m heartless or something. Yeah the opening of Up doesn’t do much for me, but put me in front of the right piece of music and I get the Big Feels™️ immediately. We all have our different triggers so STOP JUDGING ME

The card store is conveniently located on my way home from the lab and I constantly have to attempt to stop myself from collecting more cardboard dopamine squares. The key word there being “attempt” 🥴

We had public lab tours today and now the whole place stinks of axe body spray. I don’t know what moron decided it was a good idea to turn themselves into a walking hole in the ozone layer before coming in, but come on dude, this ain’t a middle school locker room; I like oxygen.

Today in things you hear when your lab is down the hall from a health clinic:

“These scientists are all paid off! I don’t trust the science!”

Okay Debbie maybe if you trusted a particular piece of science a little more it would have stopped you from getting pregnant 6 times

I was *this* close to sleeping but then I saw a clip of a Florida Man who got literally hundreds of books censored from school libraries and got so mad I re-read Umberto Eco’s “How to Spot a Fascist” out of pure spite. Yeah bitch I’m READING BOOKS WITH “SCARY” IDEAS OOOOO 👻