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Indiana Jones is an archeologist; you will never see him digging up dinosaur bones.
Dr. Alan Grant is a paleontologist; you will never see him exploring pyramids.
Paleontologists study dead guys. Archeologists study what the dead guys built and left behind.
Generally speaking I don't recommend putting any of my lab inventions inside you. That said, we never got a full count of those nanomachines, so it's possible that my lab inventions are inside any number of us 😊
Science tip of the day: if you want to impress your colleagues, have cute dogs in your presentation. Especially if they are cute dogs who are still alive because you treated their cancer 🥺💙
“But I don’t like reading”
“But I don’t have time to read”
Audiobooks, son. They harden in response to physical trauma. Now go read/listen to Carl Sagan’s book The Demon-Haunted World. It’s really good.
When you look at stats, be aware of sample size! The bigger the sample size, the more accurate statistical analyses will be. Meta-analyses are valuable this way because they merge results of many studies together, but no sample size can ever be as big as your mom’s body count. 😊
To all the homies going to MFF; have a blast! Can’t wait to hear about your experiences!! I hope to make it out next year maybe? But for now I will be spending his weekend writing a tumour immunotherapy exam 🙏🥴
Global scientific consensus on any topic is so powerful because most of the time if you get a group of scientists in a room they won’t even agree on how many scientists are in the room