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121 STARFIELD - This PORKY STAR has many eyes & 1 BIG NOSE & can't MOVE & doesn't really have BRAIN FUNCTION but it's still VERY COLLECTIBLE
006 GARFIZARD - Known to cause forest fires VERY intentionally. It takes video of itself starting forest fires to watch as it DRINKS ALONE
63 ABRAFIELD - Sleeps 18 hrs/day. If it senses LASAGNA it teleports INSIDE THE LASAGNA while asleep which SUFFOCATES IT but WHAT A WAY TO GO
132 DITTOFIELD - The lowest priced Garfield imitator in the world, it's avail for RELIGIOUS PICNICS, CORPORATE PICNICS and ANY PICNIC REALLY
051 GARFTRIO - Only emerges when they SMELL LASAGNA. They do nothing to DESERVE LASAGNA, but they EXPECT LASAGNA b/c they are MILLENNIALS.
148 GARFONAIR - Lives in large bodies of water like ODIES DROOL or JONS FOREHEAD WHEN A WOMANS NEAR. Got confused once & mated with PVC PIPE
111 - RHYGARF - This Garfemon is so fat. How fat is it? VERY fat. It also probably shoots lasers or something, who knows with these guys.
94 GENGARF - It steals LASAGNA from its surroundings. If you feel a sudden HUNGER B/C THE DAMN LASAGNA'S GONE it's certain Gengarf appeared.
018 GARFEOT - It spreads its WING HANDS to scare enemies with a SURPLUS OF FINGERS. It can fly incredibly fast if it PAYS FOR A PLANE TICKET
003 - VENUSFIELD - It is able to convert LASAGNA into FAT. As a result, it is FATTER.