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073 GARFACRUEL - Its 80 TAILS wrap around your throat while you SLEEP, and as you awake to find YOU ARE DYING, it makes DIRECT EYE CONTACT.
011 - METAGARF - Inside its HARD FAT shell, this #garfemon is LAZY and WEAK, but at least it's shielded from SCARY ELECTION RESULTS.
053 PERSFIELD - Although its fat has many admirers, it is tough to raise AS A PET because of its FICKLE MEANNESS. <-- V V TOPICAL RIGHT NOW
088 GRIMEFIELD - Made of hardened fat, its fave food is GARBAGE LASAGNA. Its horrible stench prevents it from GOING OUT and LIVING A LIFE.
072 GARFACOOL - FREQUENTLY DEHYDRATED b/c it doesn't drink enough water, it mostly drinks soda and it should KNOW BETTER but it LIKES SODA.
017 - GARFEOTTO - Too fat to fly, and too lazy to hunt, it HIRES OTHER GARFEMON to catch its prey. This Garfemon does not TIP WELL.
029 GARFORAN (F) - Too lazy to be combative, it torments its foes with SARCASTIC BARBS that it thinks to itself b/c it can't SPEAK LANGUAGE.
038 NINEGARFS - Its 9 MOUTH THINGS contain magic that allows this #garfemon to live 9 LIVES. It doesn't LOVE b/c emotions are IMPERMANENT.
050 DIGFIELD - This #garfemon burrows in COMMON LASAGNAS, but it is also claustrophobic, so every moment of its life IS PAIN AND FEAR.