Shawn Bowers!さんのイラストまとめ

“Blindfolded, I Shall Now Identify Things I Cannot See”

275 - SHIFTFIELD - It wears the HIDE of its now deceased LIFE PARTNER as a form of tribute. When people are like “HEY, ARE YOU OKAY,” it looks up from the APPLE that it’s carving with its pocket knife, takes a bite of the sweet fruit, and says “DON’T SEE WHY I SHOULDN’T BE.”

272 - GARFICOLO - It’s said to appear when it hears the QUIET CHEWS of children EATING SANDWICHES. It appears BESIDE the child and demands they stop CHEWING SO HARD so that it can “FINALLY REST.” It appears to all children around the world at THE SAME TIME and is clearly a threat

In the rain or in the snow (in the rain or in the snow), got the got the funky flow (got the got the funky flow)

Variations on a cat

Made this nice picture of a man and his snakes

270 - LOGARF - It has no idea who DLEIFRAG is, despite the name being TATTOOED on its HEAD BOWL. It thinks it’s probably someone important like a PRO GOLFER, but it can’t get its NUBS coordinated enough to type on a keyboard and GOOGLE IT and ALEXA doesn’t exist in this universe.

262 - GARFYENA - Garfyenas travel in PACKS, which from afar look like WRITHING MASSES OF TONGUE. It was genetically enhanced with ODIE DNA to give it POWERFUL PAWS and BUTT EARS in addition to its LICK-CRAZY BACK. It still owns and uses a SCIENTIFIC CALCULATOR.

258 - GARFKIP - The MITTS on the side of its BIG FACE grab the lasagnas to shove into its LIL MOUTH. It has TWO working TOASTER OVENS in its HOME, which it thinks is IMPRESSIVE. #garfemon

253 - GROVFYLD - The TAILS growing out of Grovfyld’s body are convenient ICE BREAKERS when it goes to PARTIES. It can talk about its WEIRD BODY STUFF instead of needing to know about NEWS OR SPORTS. Grovfyld is currently UNEMPLOYED.
#garfemon