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'Jazz cabbage'? F*** that, I'll go for some yellow bentines & some klarky-kat if I meet the boz-boz! https://t.co/q0oz0VeCkr
@SharonSorensen @skepstudio Thanks Sharon! Here’s some links if you want to have a look https://t.co/KAxlA3vreg
https://t.co/0pNT33u1Rt
It’s #InternationalCarrotDay - to counteract #InternationalChocolateDay (that’s ‘Easter’ to you & me)
'To have one terrible Prime Minister may be regarded as a misfortune; to have three in a fucking row looks like carelessness'
(sorry Oscar!)
Yep, #astrology fans you've ALL been waiting for the FOUR NEW ZODIAC signs! (as voted for by readers of Penthouse, People's Friend & possibly another publication beginning 'P')
They are...
1. Dentures
2. Penguin
3. Sock Monkey
4. Meatball
(play nicely now!)
Happy birthday 70th birthday Dennis the Menace! (looking good on it pal!) #Dennis70