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Morning! It’s #nationalfishandchipday shout out to ALL da seagulls in da house!
Hey Robert Smith! It's Friday & here's some extremely literal cats! #TheCure #ItsFridayImInLove
On #SaintGeorgesDay we celebrate the thoroughly English knight Saint George who did the proper English thing & had a nice chat & an English cuppa (made with tea grown in the tea fields of Yorkshire) & a Jammie Dodger™ with the dragon.
(Then biffed him when he wasn’t looking)
'Jazz cabbage'? F*** that, I'll go for some yellow bentines & some klarky-kat if I meet the boz-boz! https://t.co/q0oz0VeCkr