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Morning! (in various alien languages) #wednesdaymorning
Waterpistol cat
#themostdangerouschickeninbritain
Whatever @TheSun says THIS is #TheMostDangerousChickenInBritain!
This morning I just want to go back to bed & play with the big friendly tiger on the seafront from my dream!
@RealBobMortimer Nonsense!
“& the devil in the back dress watches over...”
We were having a conversation about animal bands earlier...
@jabberworks Right there with my glass eye dear!
@gingertotty @joeheenan https://t.co/wYksttCOlv