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Well I dreamed about getting a friend to stick a hypodermic syringe into my skull so I could pretend I’d been attacked & then I recreated the whole situation in a film with puppets - how was your night?
On #StGeorgesDay we celebrate the English knight Saint George who did the proper English thing & had a nice chat & an English cuppa & a #JammieDodger™ with the dragon
(before biffing him when he wasn't looking & nicking his biscuits!) #ProudToBeEnglish
I thought with all the attention on supermarkets recently this popped back into my mind!
I've just sent a rather acrobatic farting dachshund for @slhattersley's #BookmarkProject, to raise as much money as possible for Katiyo Primary School in Zimbabwe!
@_adropofred There are holes in the sky,
Where the rain comes in,
They’re ever so small,
That’s why rain’s thin.