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spidey going from "we're not friends" to "you're my amazing friend?" "don't play with my emotions!" to "amazing friend team-up"💖🙌😂 (the chibis are cute..)
....and so deadpool spends the day, trying to do spider-man's job to sell the swap (ofc it's not as easy being spidey as it might look) (it's never easy😂)
in fact, he sounds so paranoid at this point that even deadpool tries to talk him down. and spider-man lets him because he.. trusts him🥲 (of course, it turns out peter was right, and it was chameleon again)
spider-man arguing that deadpool should just "take a bullet to the brain, play dead - problem solved" while still.... saving him from all those bullets🙌😂 saving deadpool (who cannot die) from falling from the beams.. with his injured shoulder, even😌
but it had one yummy angsty save, wade pushing peter out of the way of getting incinerated
eventually they do make up though👐✨️ and to make sure it stays that way, he sends them on a vacation for two-
and since deadpool will always save try and save spiderman, he goes back in time to try and stop peter from getting hurt in the first place, as one does👏😌
in the middle of their argument, wade temporarily turns back to his former looks.. for some unexplained "the power of spidey inspiring him to be a good guy and feeling good abt himself again" reason😂 (and wade's wife totally loses interest in him for it)