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#vsshumour
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Oct 1 👻 Boo!
#COBWEB
They called him from his cobweb
To play football for Dinamo Zagreb
Spider was goalie
Defended slowly
Decided by Pharoah Horemheb
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Oct 1 👻 Boo!
#COBWEB
They called him from his cobweb
To play football for Dinamo Zagreb
Spider was goalie
Defended slowly
Decided by Pharoah Horemheb
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Humour in Poem or Prose
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June 22
SURF
Having rejected the turtle roll, the vegetarian surfer ending up eating the wave.
To fuck is far preferable than to shit
To compare love-making to defecating in a pit
The word suits you
If you prefer "poo"
Myself, I'm less offended by fuck than your shit
#vsspoem prompt - shit
#LimerickRhyme
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There once was an angry hockey puck
In a rink of chips and cracks and dirty muck
"Give me space
Clean up the place
If you fall I won't give a fuck."
#LimerickRhyme hockey puck
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We hiked along the gentle hills
Walked toward the sea past daffodils
Unfolded before us
Visions glorious
The tales of pirates and wreckage with treasure spills.
#LimerickRhyme daffodils
#satsplat sea
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Art - Zazzle
Story in Prose or Poem
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Feb 26th
#HockeyPuck
Rickles known for his insults:
"It’s just that I tell jokes badly."
#HockeyPuck
Thanks @CribbOwens
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#LimerickRhyme optional prompt for Feb 25th
#COUCH
A limerick is 5 lines
Lines #1, #2, #5 rhyme & are longer
Lines #3, #4 rhyme & are shorter
Metric as in the word anaPEST
Traditional or Variations welcome
#COUCH
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#vsshumour Feb 15th prompt:
#DISCOVER
There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in a doorway. She said to her beau ‘Just look at me Joe, I think I’ve discovered one more way.’
A. C. Swinburne
#DISCOVER
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