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“Combining #Popeye_Arbuckle as one character? You sure?”
“Take a boisterous mascot who can’t act silent. What do you get?”
“#Accepted by critics, and #confusion from audiences?”
“This is #madness. But an interesting set of #ideas. Go for it.”
#vss365 #vsshumour #vssink
#vsshumour Poem or Prose
Prompts are optional😊
Nov 4
#SITUATIONSHIP - it's complicated
Please share a joke, funny story, #pun, #limerick, humorous whimsy, #Art
#SITUATIONSHIP
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✅Post #(s)
❌Not @(s)
🖌unknown
#vsshumour Poem or Prose
Prompts are optional😊
Nov 4
#SITUATIONSHIP - it's complicated
Please share a joke, funny story, #pun, #limerick, humorous whimsy, #Art
#SITUATIONSHIP
@thewriteprompt @PromptAdvant
@PromptList @vsswritingRT
✅Post #(s)
❌Not @(s)
🖌unknown
#vsshumour Poem or Prose
Prompts are optional😊
Oct 9 👻 Boo
#SUGARY_SLOBBER
GF wanted to try doggy style.
Slobbering on her & dragging my ass along the carpet wasn't it.
#SUGARY_SLOBBER
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✅Post #(s)
❌Not @(s)
#vsshumour Poem or Prose
Prompts are optional😊
Oct 7 👻 Boo
#BOOP affectionately poking someone on the nose, often accompanied by saying "Boop!"
Urbandictionary
#BOOP a kiss🐇
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✅Post #(s)
❌Not @(s)
@nyasu_nee
#vsshumour
Prompts are optional😊
Oct 1 👻 Boo!
#COBWEB
They called him from his cobweb
To play football for Dinamo Zagreb
Spider was goalie
Defended slowly
Decided by Pharoah Horemheb
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✅Post #(s)
❌Not @(s)
#vsshumour
Prompts are optional😊
Oct 1 👻 Boo!
#COBWEB
They called him from his cobweb
To play football for Dinamo Zagreb
Spider was goalie
Defended slowly
Decided by Pharoah Horemheb
@thewriteprompt @PromptAdvant
@PromptList @vsswritingRT
✅Post #(s)
❌Not @(s)
#Monday #AmWriting 1/6
✅Use #(s)
❌NO @(s)
#MuseMon Movement
#MartialMonday Twisted
#MondayFic Memories (PG-13)
#YAmonday Done
#366FF Cordial
#vss365 Lambent
#vssdaily Option
#vsspoem Loud
#vsshumour Author
#vsscreative Forever Autumn
#vssdark Possessive Arms
#vssink Boot
#Tuesday #Amwriting 1/6
✅Use #(s)
❌NO @(s)
#TrickyTues Commensurate
#BookishTues Crowd
#FairyTaleTuesday
Magic Spells
Curses
Enchantments
#FoodParty Eyelashes
#366FF Water/Aquaphobia
#vss365 Fundi
#vsspoem Candy
#vssdaily Yearning
#vsshumour Rant
#vssdreaming Sun
Humour in Poem or Prose
#WritingCommunity
#vsshumour optional prompt
July 3
#BODACIOUS
Naked cowboy John in a bar: a #bodacious woman said take off your clothes. Then she said, "Go to town Cowboy." So here I am.
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Humour in Poem or Prose
#WritingCommunity
#vsshumour opt prompt
July 1
#RACING
If horse racing is the “sport of kings”, is drag racing the sport of queens?
I'm 45 yo & I bought my very first race car. My gf says it's a midlife crisis. What does she know? She's only 18.
Humour in Poem/Prose
#WritingCommunity
#vsshumour opt prompt
June 30
#GHOST
Why are some ghosts so happy
-Every shroud has a silver lining
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well
-Demons are a ghoul’s best friend
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Humour in Poem/Prose
#WritingCommunity
#vsshumour opt prompt
June 30
#GHOST
Why are some ghosts so happy
-Every shroud has a silver lining
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well
-Demons are a ghoul’s best friend
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#vsshumour optional prompt
June 29
#PETROL
British slang gasoline, petroleum
Why did the Art thief's van run out of petrol?
-He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
#PETROL
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Humour in Poem or Prose
#WritingCommunity
#vsshumour optional prompt
June 22
SURF
Having rejected the turtle roll, the vegetarian surfer ending up eating the wave.
To fuck is far preferable than to shit
To compare love-making to defecating in a pit
The word suits you
If you prefer "poo"
Myself, I'm less offended by fuck than your shit
#vsspoem prompt - shit
#LimerickRhyme
#limericks #poetry #amwriting #WritingCommunity #vsshumour
Story in Prose or Poem
#WritingCommunity
#vsshumour optional prompt
Feb 26th
#HockeyPuck
Rickles known for his insults:
"It’s just that I tell jokes badly."
#HockeyPuck
Thanks @CribbOwens
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#vsshumour Feb 15th prompt:
#DISCOVER
There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in a doorway. She said to her beau ‘Just look at me Joe, I think I’ve discovered one more way.’
A. C. Swinburne
#DISCOVER
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"Interior clean, smiles cunning, windows draped with glittering streamers. Our delightful guild of supervillains is afoot! Get that court jester into his promposal suit! He shall ride a... #AbThurd #ThursPeak #TransWords #366FF #vssmagic #vssnature #vsshumour #MusePrompt 1/3
The flutters before everything falls to the pit of your stomach isn't always bad. I learned that when I giggled over dumplings & you'd looked at...#LilLuvStory #SunWIP #Sunthing #BardBits #whistpr #painfulprompts #2WordPrompt #366FF #BraveWrite #vss365 #vsshumour #reevesroses 1/3