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What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
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What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose!
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So this evening is either serial killer documentaries or Christmas movies.
We're gonna be sleighin' or slayin' 🙈
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Having a home assistant can have its challenges
#dadjokes #wednesdaythought
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everyone's loving the new do.... I call it...
the doo-do 💩 🤣
this full body goes to @Poopie_cat's @doodles
#dadjokes #dontsueme #nft #nftart
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
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What sound does a limping turkey make?
Wobble, wobble!
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*BOOK COVER REVEAL* Here it is, the cover for My Very Punny Dad! Justin Castaneda (@whenuwerelittle) did an amazing job - and the inside is just as awesome. The proof has been reviewed for publication on Amazon’s KDP platform. Purchase details coming soon! #dadjokes #puns #books
You should cry when hearing about a bear living pitifully with no teeth.🐻
But you'll probably just laugh at this one 😃.
#puns #dadjokes #jokes #funny #punny #muslimart #muslimartist #nurcity #muslimmanga #wasalam #aya #ayaandsura #sura #bear #gummybear
This mummy scribble has had a serious glow up!
We reckon they're giving off some serious pharoahmones now! #dadjokes
Remember to always buy the right kind of noodles! 💀
Everyone, lets say 'thank you' to Aya who has taught us a new and undiscovered type of noodle 😌
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Geographically yours.
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Doodle inspired by cute headcanon by tumblr user: squorp #superbat #superman #batman #clarkkent #brucewayne #dadjokes #ily #idk #ttyl