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Which vegetable do sailors dislike the most?

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2021-05-10

What did the digital clock say to their mother?

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2021-05-10

What do you call a smartly-dressed fish?

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2021-05-07

Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them... :')

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2021-05-06

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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2021-04-27

I remember a comment made to me: “How do you play that big thing?” And I answered “very well!!” Lol 😂

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2021-04-24

Modern appliances may be spying on us.

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2021-04-24

Where does a fish go to borrow money?

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2021-04-14

Why didn’t the teddy bear have any dessert?

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2021-04-13

What animal can jump higher than a house?

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2021-04-08

What did one cactus say to another?

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2021-04-07

Which side of a chicken has more feathers?

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2021-04-04

What does a clam do on her birthday?

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2021-04-03

Why did the pepper wear a sweatshirt?

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2021-03-31

There’s been a lot of rain here in the southeast US. Need to build an ark?

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2021-03-18

What’s a leprechaun’s favorite music? Happy !

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2021-03-17

What do you call a band of rock-climbing pirates?

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2021-02-23