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How do you make 7 even?
You take away the S.
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#dadjokes
🎨 by Prince_G07
I've always wanted to get into full metal alchemist.
But the full boxset costs an arm and a leg!
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#dadjokes #FullmetalAlchemist #anime
🎨 by Master_Vegas_91
What's Hawkeye's shield made of?
Quicksilver!
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#dadjokes #Marvel #MarvelsAvengers
🎨 by Nash77712893
Why are dragons hunted by dwarves in the morning?
The early beard gets the wyrm....
#BeaDnDGames #DnDJokes #WeThinkWeAreFunny #DnDDadJokes
Good morning buddy! ☕
#絵描きさんと繋がりたい #イラスト #イラスト好きさんと繋がりた #dadjokes #Art #Cartoon #Webtoon #Coffee #comics #coffeetime #comics #webcomics
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know Y.
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#dadjokes
Too tired to think of a pun for today.
So I’m just gonna sleep on it.
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#dadjokes
Shout out to my buddy @LBBlueFireFox for today's #dadjokes
I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
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Why did Freya leave Odin?
Because she ain't no Valhalla-back gurrl!
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#dadjokes
This one is for Kai.
How does a non-binary samurai kill their enemies.
They/Them.
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#dadjokes
I wrote a song about a tortilla,
But it was more of a wrap.
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#dadjokes