In -- Lost Years (in stores today for you'll meet Elite master of...#dadjokes!

Make sure to get yourself a copy & join in on the chuckling & the eye rolling.

https://t.co/Z0mEe6kStW

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Dad: I named you after my father.
After my father: I know

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Trust me; necromancy is the last thing you'll need......

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GM ☕ GM
We made it to Thirsty Thursdays.
Let's get it 🐶

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What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……”

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You want a dad joke from me on a FRIDAY tweet? OY! Come to stream at 9pm CST tonight and redeem your channel points for one! THIS IS THE WAY.

https://t.co/fkNgCXEtE5

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My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up.

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I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.

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Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup? He already had a pot of gold!

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What type of bow cannot be tied? A rainbow!

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My recliner and I are like dear old friends.

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What would you get if you crossed a vegetable with our first president? George Squashington!

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Where did George Washington buy his hatchet? At the chopping mall!

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