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What happened to the elf who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months!
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I like the view from the rear of the boat. But folks say I have a stern look.
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Did you hear about the very confident Santa helper?
#DadJokeOfTheDay #Day345
What is a Christmas tree's favorite shape?
A tree-angle!
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I’m thinking about selling my vacuum cleaner.
#DadJokeOfTheDay #Day343
Why does Santa have trouble spelling?
Because he thinks there is Noel!
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If you win a contest for the tallest Christmas tree…
#DadJokeOfTheDay #Day340
Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal!
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What do you call two octopuses that look exactly alike?
#DadJokeOfTheDay #Day338
What did the naughty soccer player get for Christmas?
#DadJokeOfTheDay #Day335
Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
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Did you hear about Humpty Dumpty’s disappointing Winter?
#DadJokeOfTheDay #Day333
Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!
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What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
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What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose!
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