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Overheard someone visiting Windsor Caste (whilst looking up at this painting) that believed 'King Charles was painted sat on horses to make up for his height'.
Now to address other misconceptions of the King..
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#jokeoftheday but touching and sweet. If only… #music #Beethoven #VanGogh
Did you hear about the highly-regarded green vegetable?
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What did the beaver say to the old Christmas tree?
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“When decorating for Christmas, don’t forget the…”
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Did you hear about the very confident Santa helper?
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What is a Christmas tree's favorite shape?
A tree-angle!
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I’m thinking about selling my vacuum cleaner.
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If you win a contest for the tallest Christmas tree…
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal!
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What do you call two octopuses that look exactly alike?
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