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Why are dragons hunted by dwarves in the morning?

The early beard gets the wyrm....

0 15
2022-12-26

I lost my mood ring.
Not sure how to feel about it.
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2 17
2022-12-23

Why don't pirates take a bath before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
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3 19
2022-12-21

Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock!
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1 14
2022-12-20

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know Y.
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0 25
2022-12-19

What are Silver Surfer and Iron Man when they team up?
Alloys.
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1 14
2022-12-18

Hoppy Holidays! This little guy sleighs me 🤣

3 8
2022-12-18

Too tired to think of a pun for today.
So I’m just gonna sleep on it.
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0 15
2022-12-17

How do you call a magician who’s incredibly good with cooking?
A sauceror.
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0 9
2022-12-17

Shout out to my buddy for today's

I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
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1 9
2022-12-16

Why did Freya leave Odin?
Because she ain't no Valhalla-back gurrl!
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3 22
2022-12-13

This one is for Kai.

How does a non-binary samurai kill their enemies.
They/Them.
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0 11
2022-12-12

I wrote a song about a tortilla,
But it was more of a wrap.
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5 21
2022-12-11

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again!
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4 18
2022-12-08

Where can you go to look up how to be a witch?
Wicca-pedia!
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0 9
2022-12-08

What happens to bears when there are no bees?
They become ears!
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2 8
2022-12-07

What kind of room doesn't have doors?
A mushroom.
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1 11
2022-12-06

Hi, im Valentyna Bunnybutt a Bunny Gamer Girl that loves to cosplay, make Puns, Dadjokes and bunnies around the world 💚

I'll be streaming Ghosts of Tsushima later today 💚

https://t.co/EnYVVtRDl0

1 8
2022-12-03

Got to respect the efficiency of a haunted pirate ship.
It runs with a skeleton crew!
🐈‍⬛🏴‍☠️

0 14
2022-12-03