"Interior clean, smiles cunning, windows draped with glittering streamers. Our delightful guild of supervillains is afoot! Get that court jester into his promposal suit! He shall ride a... 1/3

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"As humans advance into the skin equivalent of crumpled paper, they presumably grow wiser. However, this one only gets bolder & sees no fault in his hugged set "wisdom"—the ecstatic bastard," she huffs.

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Headstones & flowers are the salt & pepper of graves, loved ones' deaths in queued public markings. It's common for strangers to hesitate when walking those grounds. Especially since Uncle Matthew's ghost is always shrieking until his throat's sore.

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Ice flooded my skin when I saw legs kicking from an industrial box, muffled screams plaguing my ears as memories of yesteryear's attack thickened the air. I'd fallen stuck in front of movers, too.

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- Hello
- Spicy
- Together
- Charm
[humor] - see


[show don’t tell] - Nostalgia
- One
- Art
- Telegraph

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Our vim kept us awake until the late morning. We'd nearly given up after her mom's third attempt with bedtime stories but it was as though our blood bubbled into sentience when mean shadows dipped toward the beds.

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I couldn't read the looks he gave himself in mirrors but there was an insurmountable burn in his cheeks when his eyes met Logan's. Like a connection split. Then I discovered he'd taken the toilet paper from his stall.

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The humorous theme for tomorrow, Thursday 9th January is in honour of the exciting news I'll be breaking soon.

OLD

Brighten up our tired winter days with old lines and new.

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Getting in early again for the week that's in it.

The humorous theme for Thursday, 2nd January is in honour of the turning of the year to 2020:

SIGHT

Show us the clarity of your comedy.

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The humorous theme for today, Thursday 12th December is in honour of the election in the UK today.

FOOLS

Lampoon us with your comical clowns.

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