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How do cows stay up to date?
They read the Moo-spaper!
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What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Lucky Charms!
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Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon!
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What do you call young avocados?
Avo-kiddos!
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Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter?
So they won't freeze their buns!
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What do you call it when Santa claps his hands?
Santapplause!
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What happened to the elf who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months!
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Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
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What do you call a winning monkey?
A Chimpion!
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Steak puns are a rare medium well done.#Steak #food #bestjokeever