Dad: I named you after my father.
After my father: I know

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Trust me; necromancy is the last thing you'll need......

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What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……”

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You want a dad joke from me on a FRIDAY tweet? OY! Come to stream at 9pm CST tonight and redeem your channel points for one! THIS IS THE WAY.

https://t.co/fkNgCXEtE5

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My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up.

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I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.

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My recliner and I are like dear old friends.

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What did the lime say to the other lime on Valentine's day? Lime yours!

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Hello all my NFL peeps out there. Players and fans alike…How are we feeling about Brock Purdy? Drop your comments.

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How do you make 7 even?
You take away the S.
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🎨 by Prince_G07

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I've always wanted to get into full metal alchemist.
But the full boxset costs an arm and a leg!
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🎨 by Master_Vegas_91

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I was watching an anime about dentists but it was really boring.
It had too many filler episodes.
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🎨 by master_vegas_91

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What's Hawkeye's shield made of?
Quicksilver!
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🎨 by Nash77712893

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