They're working on a cure for halitosis.

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UGH? WHYYY?! why'd I have to get stuck at work with the one coworker I dislike? He's gross. He's hunchbacked, talks with a lisp, has severe halitosis and body odor. His breath smells like he shits from his mouth and wipes his ass with his armpits. And he will not STFU!!!

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The Onion Breather! Rejected during high school prom because of his bad breath, he now terrorizes Counter County! His horrible halitosis wafting towards you will leave you choking and blind with tears

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2nd - Mint
Always remember to keep a fresh scented maw.
It speaks poorly to send prey to one's stomach with Halitosis. https://t.co/zUGefl20RI

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Halitosis moment

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We don't know what's scarier, getting trampled to death or turned to stone by a bad case of halitosis.

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What do you call a wizard who walks everywhere on bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath?

A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

This brilliant Genasi spellcaster is from the incredibly talented !

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sometimes I amuse myself by thinking about what would happen if caleb and vax swapped personalities for a day

trent: hello, Bren (:<
caleb: and hello to you too you crusty ass bitch! still lookin like the silk wrapped manifestation of halitosis itself i see!
tm9:

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S: Matthew's kind of a tool. Asks Diana what she tastes: Fruits, berries. Gets progressively more obscure. Kept waiting for him to say “guy who picked the grapes was sweating profusely. He had a little bit of halitosis.”
 
https://t.co/T5uqjqV3YN 

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Second witch of the year. Virginia as a "good witch" inspired by Glinda.

Wanted to give her a pearl theme... ended up looking like the "toothpaste witch". So she fights the curse of halitosis or something like that. XD

"I'm so thoughtful that way!"

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(#Aztec) dentists developed standard prescriptions for preventing halitosis [bad breath] and tooth decay https://t.co/1eocR8sSnW

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I have a meeting tonight. I'd rather make out w/ a gorilla w/ halitosis for 10 straight minutes than go to the meeting.

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Anyone out there sitting next to someone right now who doesn't have the freshest breath?

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Need space? To talk about your halitosis and being in love,with yourself. Me I'm just fine. Illustration-Ray Ceasar

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