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How do cows stay up to date?
They read the Moo-spaper!
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's 'R,' but it's actually the 'C!'
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What do you call Apple's new invention for Pirates?
The iPatch!
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What do pirates do in their spare time?
They make arrrrrrt!
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What did one bee say to the other?
I love bee-ing with you!
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How does cupid deliver Valentine's all over the world?
On an arrow-plane!
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What did one olive say to another on Valentine's Day?
Olive you!
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Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon!
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What do you call young avocados?
Avo-kiddos!
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Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter?
So they won't freeze their buns!
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What do you call it when Santa claps his hands?
Santapplause!
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What was Santa's favorite subject in school?
Chemis-tree!
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What is a Christmas tree's favorite shape?
A tree-angle!
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Why does Santa have trouble spelling?
Because he thinks there is Noel!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?
It needed a root canal!
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Why does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
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Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!
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What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
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What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose!
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!
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