“How you ever got on with Olivia, sweet, kind Olivia, is beyond me—” The metal poured down his wrists as the door bled chrome.

“Don’t you bring her into this, you witless fuck—”

(liv makes al good. al makes liv fearless.)

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Good afternoon my dear creatures of the dark. Happy I hope you all are having a bloody good day. Take care, stay safe, and much love to you all. 🦇💜
Artist: Venlian
Artist: j-witless

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"keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. i have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm"
second of the two towers screen prints. one more and then im taking a little break before starting rotk. :)

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"I suffer for my art and despise the witless moneyed scoundrels who praise it.”

El Greco

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You guys wanna see Lavy scared witless by a cockroach?

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i BELIEVE theyre based on witless and scratchy, foxes from the comics
i mean they bare resemblance and i believe fill the same role of being bullies
soo?? maybe? https://t.co/Tmsl0Q257w

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unintelligent, ignorant, dense, brainless, mindless, foolish, dull-witted, dumb, slow-witted, witless, slow, dunce-like, simple-minded, empty-headed

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Here’s to that witless, wonder, dunder, blunder
dummy of a son, and here’s to the skilled that’s bringing him to life!!

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That feeling when a maggot-ridden wizard thinks to allay your anger with a witless manuever

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While I take your point, not sure I agree. I reckon that humour and levity are great aids to introducing people to deeper discourse. We face a situation where politics are seen by most as dry, witless self-serving moanings of the joyless. We should seek to change this.-R

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Just some sketches of an old character of mine I haven't drawn in a long while. Meet Garga, the monster that crawls from under your bed to try and scare you witless! She's a shortie at 4 feet tall hahaha... She barks more than she bites. I will try to finish them up this week.

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©️: j-witless on DeviantArt

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Its tough going to the beach when none of the bikinis fit me...

🎨Witless-Pilgrim🎨

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[OC]
The supposed-to-be-last-boss of my universe, WN

A legendary being who seems to only appear within dreams. She's said to be bringing hopeful visions to preserve the witlessness's hopes to live on along with her beautiful lullaby. She's supposed so...

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Jack. Vanya Vetto says you didn't just vanish, you've been put into the govt's Witless Protection program. True?

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Onmyoji - Enma, by j-witless: https://t.co/j8a0VsVwAK

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