Shemeshka the Marauderさんのイラストまとめ

Some GMs say the best villain is one your PCs don't know is a villain. No, I say that the best villain is the one who you know is one, but who provides indispensable value to your PCs and social standing that makes them untouchable even as they hurt you... *preen*

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#talesofanapprenticearcanaloth:

When we had a limited time offer McRib at McOinoloths, it was right after that "unfortunate incident" that involved the yagnoloth assistant manager, the deep fryer, and telekinesis. Hated that yagnoloth. *innocent preen*

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#talesofanapprenticearcanaloth:

We used to make the larvae fries with infant tallow, but in the 80s it got changed to leshy oil as a "healthy" measure, but really it was just a cost savings thing. Also, we didn't change the oil for like a week at a time.

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Hear me out here:

Foie gras, but sourced from halflings. Like ducklings never weaned from the gavage, those greedy little mortals will happily gorge themselves right up to (my) dinner time! *preen*

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@Ryskyter Yes, yes I do. *preen*

Amidst a climate of accusations of racism, sexism, ageism, ableism, homophobia, transphobia, and every other fractional bigotry you mortals are so prone to cultivating, on behalf of the yugoloth hegemony I want to assure you that I despise all of you mortals equally. *preen*

@Ryskyter Well fine then! I'm not going to do it anymore. :P

Well, I suppose I should take today to finish up all this paperwork. I mean someone has to sign someone else's name and arrange to have the documents placed somewhere to be found after those adventurers inexplicably murder themselves. *preen*

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@Ryskyter @ShylaraThe

@owlbare I'm there. I'm hosting the soiree, and I'm dressed better than anyone else in the room in a dress worth more than any of them will make in a century. *PREEN*