Shemeshka the Marauderさんのイラストまとめ

@Technophobia @TheRealShemeska @KevinKulp @DorianHart How did someone get a hold of one of my tapestries?!

So, it has come to my attention that -some- mortals are concerned over the rumors in certain tomes that would imply that I have a penis.

Do I?

Well, that depends on if my having one would cause you distress. If it does than YES. *CACKLE*

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

You killed my tieflings? Whatever. Bite me mortals. Also enjoy the contingent maximized delayed blast fireball that goes off a moment after I teleport away. *preen*

Yes it's petty, but always insist on eating balut when you're meeting with a tengu or any other similar mortals. *preen*

It's October, and you know what that means.

It's spookytime.

Now give me your candy or get beat up by tieflings in a back alley.

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

@claudiopozas @GailSimone @TonyDiTerlizzi Intellect? Pssshhh.

You have no idea how fun it is to get one doped up on a spiked drink and then dump them into the bear baiting pit at the Fortune's Wheel. Oh their faces when they come to and see what they've done!

Villains:

Why bother torturing an azer when you can just set a dwarf on fire?

Much easier to get your claws on and they howl just as loudly, albeit a bit shorter perhaps. *preen*

#dnd #dnd5e

RPG Villain Advice:

Tired: Dating and corrupting a paladin
Wired: Dating one of the PCs and causing them to self-initiate a TPK
Inspired: Topping my own mirror of opposition clone

#dnd #dnd5e #Planescape

Yes, I happen to be a 20+ level spell caster, but that fact belies something of much deeper importance, and that's that I'M FUCKING FABULOUS!

*PREEN*

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

@TheRealShemeska @Wizards_DnD Whenever I decide that you mortals are worthy of it!

But consider that I'd be selling you secrets and you'd all be paying for them and having to trust that I was telling the truth. Which of course I would be. Surely. Obviously. Trust me, I'm a yugoloth. *PREEN*