Shemeshka the Marauderさんのイラストまとめ

Will no one rid me of this turbulent overly talkative bespectacled "friendly" magic shop owner in the Lower Ward?

*preen*

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Yugoloth Rule #790:

Always poison the wine, the cake, and your lipstick. If the people at your business meeting die because they're too trusting, or didn't take precautions, you didn't want to work with them. Plus you can loot the bodies. *preen*

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Unlike Zoom meetings, when communing with the ultroloths of Khin-Oin via sendings or cross-planar telepathic link, you don't have to wear clothes. Of course if you have zero respect for them, you just planar project in the buff and give no shits. *preen*

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@BloodWar_Sadet @TheRealShemeska Why in the Fortune's Wheel in the Lady's Ward! Or, more specifically, at a private table overlooking the gambling floor, or in a private suite in the Azure Iris Inn atop the Fortune's Wheel. *preen*

@ShylaraThe

So, I'm a humble woman, and I know when to admit when I've been wrong.

With most of my staff stuck in home self-quarantine, I'm left to my own devices and I need the help. So... Shylara and I are getting back together.

@Ilsetsya I will have you hunted down and quartered by a gang of nycaloths! I will whip you with razorvine for a fortnight!

That wasn't normal liquor! That was infused with the misery and dashed dreams of my last eight apprentices! THAT WAS MY PRIVATE BOTTLE OF SHEMMY'S SPECIAL MEDICINE!

As a yugoloth I'm immune to disease, but I'm doing this social distancing thing too, for the sake of my highly trained lackeys. This however leads to my meetings being mostly via projected images, while I'm sitting at home, a bit less primped than usual.

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@DailyPlanescape "No no no, I want to hear his answer. I. WANT. TO. HEAR. IT...."

@ShylaraThe Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

She's a stupid bitch!
Shylara's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!

Shylara's a biiiiiiitch
Yeah, chaaaaa

:D