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No...
One...
Preens like Shemmy,
Is as mean as Shemmy,
No one manipulates ignorant berks like Shemmy!
I'm especially good at prevaricating!
Oh what a gal, Shemmy!
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@Dahak_Azi @LAZoo @ShylaraThe @ShylaraThe YOU SAID YOU WERE USING BIRTH CONTROL!!!!1!!!
Listen, as you mortals are in the midst of panic buying toilet paper and canned goods, heck if I'm waiting in the resulting lines.
My solution is hand sanitizer.
Yes, hand sanitizer. And by hand sanitizer I mean maximized fireball. *preen*
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@boomer_kid Prerequisites be damned, I get that feat for free! *PREEN*
@Ryskyter Everyone who isn't me. Every day of my existence.
Some yugoloth evil requires the resources of entire worlds, deaths of millions, and centuries of manipulation... but sometimes it just takes a few gold pieces and some tiefling orphans with dog whistles following a lupinal around the Lower Ward. *preen*
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Listen, if I hold a banquet for your organization with a lavish feast, you need to assume it's poisoned and I want to watch you die hideously. OR... I want you to assume that and watch you squirm and not want to offend by refusing to taste. *preen*
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@AskSorshen @ThePallid @Dahak_Azi @ShelynIsTheBest @MournlandMaster @CollectiveDnD @Desnaladyluck @NethysMagicMan @ZKuthon *increasingly irritated preening, and thoughts as to which god-destroying artifact she might leverage, with the Shadow Sorcelled Key looming large*
@Daikitsu9 @ShylaraThe Ah well, I suppose good for you dear.