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King of the Crosstrade, Speaker of the Mutual Trade Consortium, Sigil's Best Arcanaloth, Razorvine-Crowned Future Oinoloth, & My Dresses Are Worth More Than You

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Damn.

Bravo.

I'm not even from your reality, and as a yugoloth I despise deities, but I simply must applaud you there.

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No. Absolutely not. Perhaps if the first mortal(ish) one hadn't gone all soft, and I keep a banishment ready for the latter one because she keeps inviting herself and she isn't even from my reality! *annoyed preen*

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Clearly to somewhere not as classy as I do! *preen*

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Just remember, that if your favored team loses in the NFL division championships today, rest assured that I bet on the winner, and I take intense personal joy in your loss. Also your draft picks will be huge busts. *preen*

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Yes, I buy secrets. But I won't spend a bent copper piece for garbage like, 'The dude holding your mirror is actually an argenach rilmani named Jemorille.' Come on, don't come to me with crap like that. Seriously. I would notice. I'm not -that- self-absorbed.

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SOD OFF PESH-FOR-BRAINS!

Why won't you stay banished?! Why won't you stay dead?!
Why won't you stayed freaking MAZED?!

AND I DO NOT WEAR A SALAD ON MY HEAD!!!!1!!!

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A statement to my rivals in acrostic:

Everyone knows my reputation.
At times I might be a wee bit vain.
Though -never- to excess.
Mostly I give others a goal.
Everyone should aspire to be me.

*preen*

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Just a reminder for you mortals:

There are literally NO rules saying your New Year's resolutions can't be for evil.

*preen*

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My New Year's Resolution:

To make my ex-apprentice Shylara miserable, and that can be extended to making all of you mortals likewise. But seriously, stop doing that on your own! Be happy so I can ruin it! You're depriving 'loths of good jobs!

*preen*

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You might be cool, but you'll never be 'Bring down the factions during the Faction War, be the richest rich bitch in Sigil, and starve a deity into nonexistence because they didn't stay out of the Blood War'.

But -I- am that cool. *humble preen*

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