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So thank you, all you mewling mortal filth for sticking around for the 12 days of 'Lothmas! Now that we've gotten that handled, now we move onto what comes next:
Get me everything I want! And they must have sparkly bows! Gimme gimme gimme! *PREEN*
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@Ryskyter Yes. That's right. I can preen my own nose! A'kin can't do that! Shylara can't do that!
*preening intensifies!*
@Milori_ And contrary to local rumors, I had absolutely NOTHING to do with the screed published in that book!
I mean seriously, I wouldn't try to sell discount half-truths. I'd sell actual darks and I'd be a lot more expensive! *preen*
@ShylaraThe -I'M- obsessed?! Oh like you're one to talk! *eyeroll and preen*
@Gambit_Wildcard You mortal, you have the right idea. *preen*
I may not have always been the King of the Crosstrade: irrationally wealthy, unparalleled in power, and absolutely fabulous.
But! Even as a young, apprentice-tier arcanaloth, I had fucking style. Trust me though, my fashion sense is better now. *preen*
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@ignored_the @idran1701 Thinking that you have some insight into how I think is something that has gotten a lot of mortal adventurers killed. *preen*
@idran1701 HEY! There's NOTHING WRONG with randomly flipping out between delighted smug superiority and ABJECT RAGE!!!1!!!
*preen*
#TalesOfAnApprenticeArcanaloth:
My tenure at McOinoloth's included working the till and "customer satisfaction" which usually involved murdering other customers (who I chucked into the walk in and later grilled)
It took years to not smell like fries...
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