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Many of you mortals may just be waking up. But remember! Fiends don't have to sleep. Imagine what manner of evil fuckery we've been accomplishing while you slumbered, naive and unaware? We've done so much! And you haven't even gotten coffee yet. PATHETIC!
#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e
@drenpile_mark @ShylaraThe Oh eww! That's absolutely disgusting that you'd conflate such a vile mortal concept as mating or various fluid-filled forms of conception or conception-tangent pleasures of the flesh.
'Loths consider such things abhorrent and filthy.
But uh, yeah, we can/do.
@RayVallese @ChrisPerkinsDnD Might as well tag in @ColinMcComb or @MonteJCook if we're talking about writing a biography of such esteemed figures as Xanxost and myself. *preen*
@RayVallese @ChrisPerkinsDnD Oh please mortal, your talents are better spent on an authorized biography of myself, called "I, BEST ARCANALOTH."
*preen*
It's Halloween mortals!
Render unto me all your candy! Gimme gimme gimme! Mwahahaha!
#dnd #dnd5e #Goth'Loth #Planescape #'Lothtober
Happy Halloween you wretched mortals!
This isn't my normal style, but it seemed appropriate for today, be it Halloween or 'Lothtober.
Now gimme all your damn candy or get beat up by my tieflings!
#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e #Goth'Loth
@ShylaraThe @drenpile_mark @DailyPlanescape Shylara dear, I regret to tell you that you're sorely mistaken. I'm not paranoid and looking over my shoulder for any putative assassination attempt on your part. I'm admiring my own ass. Badonkadonk > your threat.
@TrueLolth Seriously now. What's up with your mortal followers and making out with spiders? Like yochlols I could understand I suppose. But spiders or giant spiders or whatever? Lady you have some 'splaining to do.
And yes I've consumed a lot of vintage 10k year old Bloodwine.
@LevistusStygian From an objective point of view I -am- the most posh in the pond, so to speak. 10/10 hideously tortured hierarch modrons state this as a universal axiom. Also, these hips have knocked many a berk over the side of Sigil to their... well who the heck knows, none have come back!