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King of the Crosstrade, Speaker of the Mutual Trade Consortium, Sigil's Best Arcanaloth, Razorvine-Crowned Future Oinoloth, & My Dresses Are Worth More Than You

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# planescape dnd dnd5e descentintoavernus yugolothsarebest neisbestevil

All mortals are disgusting IMO, but I'm not sure which are worse: weaboos that think I'm a kitsune, furries that lust over anything with a fox-like head, or some combination that follows me around waxing poetic about 'perfect arcanaloth, shimmering, etc'

4 26
2019-09-27

If my morning coffee doesn't involve the slaughter of an ancient druidic order to harvest a handful of beans from a single, ancient tree infused with the spirits of their revered ancestors... well than it clearly isn't good enough for me! *preen*

2 17
2019-09-23

For all the recent talk about Zariel, for someone like me who was there at the time and remember that mess first hand, let me be clear about one thing: the archons had their asses handed to them when they intervened in the Blood War. Go team Evil. *preen*

2 9
2019-09-22

Villain Tip:

When the adventurers you hired accomplish the task you gave to them and come calling for payment... toast to their success with liquor infused with equal parts Styx water, wiping their memory of the contract. Then kick them out. *preen*

4 7
2019-09-21

Now Zariel is cool and all and I'mma let you finish, but Bel was a better Lord of Avernus. *preen*

3 13
2019-09-20

FAKE NEWS!

The Maeldur Et Kavurik doesn't exist! It's just a celestial conspiracy theory!

*hides the whispering vuulge, and dons a jacket to cover the 'Daru ib Shamiq did nothing wrong!' T-shirt*

2 9
2019-09-06

Oh baernaloths preserve me. I can't even... just think of how much the mangy lot of them would shed all over the furniture! There's be messy, bloody butt-prints left everywhere.

I have enough trouble with -1- Shylara. Let's not complicate my troubles with more.

0 6
2019-09-06

I keep getting asked about being available as a warlock patron. I suppose I could be, under select and discerning circumstances. But understand that I'll be less 'warlock patron' and more Big Tiddy 'Loth Girlfriend®

5 17
2019-09-04