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Shemeshka the Marauderさんのイラストまとめ


King of the Crosstrade, Speaker of the Mutual Trade Consortium, Sigil's Best Arcanaloth, Razorvine-Crowned Future Oinoloth, & My Dresses Are Worth More Than You

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*sigh* You slip a ring of regeneration of some berk once* and have your chefs cook bits of them for dinner again and again for a week and they never stop screaming and a few people hear and assume it's a routine thing.

*ok more than once. Quite a few times actually.

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2019-09-02

Listen, for all of you mortals' edgy, traumatic, and/or paradoxically perfect backstories prior to taking up adventuring, let's be honest here:

It's mostly transparent lies to make up for the fact that you're all so damn boring! Unlike me. *preen*

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2019-09-01

You know, it truly never gets old hipchecking clerics of Lolth through a portal to Gehenna when they mispronounce Lolth as Loth, or Oinoloth forbid, call me a yugololth. That shocked look and that scream... things of beauty. *preen*

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2019-08-04

You mortals think having to deal with 'I want to talk to your manager' Karen is bad? You haven't had to work with night hags.

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2019-08-01

Oh to Carceri with that nonsense! Do you think I'd dress up in some blasé outfit that wasn't custom designed for me and no one else?! *SNEER*

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2019-07-16

Speak my name and just like that I appear... *preen*

Pricey perhaps if one wished to read nearly a million words of fanfic, of which I have a starring role as a primary antagonist of course. Or just follow me here and witness my shameless vanity and occasional fits of rage.

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2019-07-10

Listen mortals, stop conflating this Jemorille berk with my employee Colcook! It's another dumb mortal conspiracy theory like lizard people/anti-GMO/anti-vaccine/Bielefeld Germany existing, etc...

That's a snazzy chess piece though! *preen*

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2019-06-29

So it has come to my august attention that a great many of you (wretched) mortals don't know how to preen! *preen*

So let me instruct you in just how this is accomplished. *preening intensifies*

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2019-06-28