Shemeshka the Marauderさんのイラストまとめ

Villain Words of Advice:

Both a ninety year Port and a 200 year Chateauneuf Du Pape are lovely on the palette, but both are so much better when the sommelier is crying! *preen*

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I don't understand the fuss (and screaming in terror, flailing of arms, and begging deities) of mortals I push through a portal to Gehenna. If they weren't able to survive on their own or just gate to safety, they shouldn't be out on the planes! *preen*

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@Ryskyter

@ThePlanarDM "competes"

You need an elemental plane's worth of air quotes on that one mortal...

Tales of an apprentice arcanaloth continued:

Be it the smell of burning mortal tallow while you write contracts into living flesh, or the reek of your thousandth batch of french fries that shift, certain smells just permeate your fur. *sneer*

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@DnD_Lich Well that's the thing about tweets as a 'loth. It's much less about making -my- life better and more about making all of -you mortals' lives- that much worse! *preen*

@Xaosopher -WHAT-?!

THAT WRETCHED LITTLE SNOT OF A SO-CALLED 'LOTH ISN'T EVEN WORTH BEING MY APPRENTICE! HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST HE'D BE BETTER AT SOMETHING THAN ME! YOU KNOW WHAT?! FINE I'LL DO IT JUST TO SPITE YOUR SUGGESTION!!!!

So apparently a Starbucks cup was left in view during a scene in Game of Thrones. That sloppy attention to detail would earn a razorvine flogging from me if I were in charge of production. But really what would enrage me is being served that swill in the first place! *disdain!*

@Ryskyter

@TheCyanExecutor @Larloch1 @JeremyECrawford @npc_an And by haute couture artifacts, I mean (among others) the razorvine crown. Obviously. What, you didn't just think that was a tangle of ratty, regular old razorvine did you? *CACKLE*