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Don't invite me to the Faction parties?
Faction War happens.
Funny that.
*preen*
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Wanted:
Adventurers to break into the Maze holding Factol Erin Montgomery. You are to loot her wardrobe and any tips on fashions she would have introduced had she not been mazed by Her Serenity.
DO NOT let her out. *preen*
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Let me paraphrase Cypress Hill:
So you want to be a 'loth superstar?
And live large
A big house, the fortune's Wheel a nice bar, You're in charge.
Coming' up in the world.
Don't trust nobody got to look over your shoulder constantly.
*preen*
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Behold mortals! The essence of me. *preen*
Live.
Lie.
'loth.
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She took down the factions.
She leads the Mutual Trade Association.
She'll flip out and whip you with razorvine.
She does it all in the snazziest high fashion couture.
She is The World's Most Interesting 'loth
*PREEN*
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Yes. Basically this is how it is. *preen*
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BBEGs with obvious lairs resultantly have adventurers come for them.
That's why I periodically let slip where mine is, except I use someone else's address. This year one Golden Lord has had their support staff slaughtered and mansion looted twice *preen*
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@LeslieCourtne14 @jamesjhaeck My answers are utterly beyond reproach mortal! *preen*
Periodic reminder that I am in fact better than you in every way and I will use my power to rub that fact in. Obnoxiously so.
*PREEN*
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