Shemeshka the Marauderさんのイラストまとめ

@Ryskyter @ShylaraThe

I happen to have twelve thousand Shemeshka Bobblehead Dolls, including living razorvine crowns. Guaranteed to absolutely positively NOT be capable of independent movement, theft, murder, or being used as scry foci.

So... who wants one?! :D

*preen*

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

I understand many of you are excited to get a 5e #Ravenloft book and adventuring within the Mists. Me too.

BUT!

Those of you that owe me money aren't going to be getting any leniency when I hear, "Oh Shemeshka I'm trapped in the Demiplane of Dread!"

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

I had the best Valentine's Day ever! I spent the day with my favorite and most beloved person in the entire multiverse: ME.

*preen*

On the eve of Valentine's Day, I'll be kind this year and provide a warning and expectation to you mortals: You -better- get me all sorts of candy and expensive gifts tomorrow, even if you're scum below my most fleeting gaze. Be honored. *preen*

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

I don't care what some of you wretched mortals think. I am not in any capacity a "furry", whatever that is in your fever dream imaginations. You don't see me tweeting anything like OwO

*preen*

There's a certain delightful sadism in sending care packages into the Lady's mazes for imprisoned factols, each holding only a handwritten card with the text, "I know the way out. But that would be telling. - Shemeshka"

Let.
Them.
Rot.

*preen*

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

Listen mortals. Demons want to destroy and devils want to rule with an iron boot stepping on your face. Yugoloths like myself just want you to suffer, and with me it won't be an iron boot to your face, but heels in the latest fashion.

Smile as you suffer stylishly! *preen*

I need to start casually using the word "chattel" when I talk to mortal adventurers. I get to smirk at the ones who don't know the word, and I get to smirk even more about those who get it but don't dare take offense, because it's me after all. *preen*

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

@AmazonChique That looks like my last apprentice on the right there. She didn't get the title, "The Manged" for nothing.