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Persephone = ideal Taurus gf/mom if anything knows anyone who's single and willing to mingle DM me it's been so long and CVOID really destroyed my dating mood pls this whole thread is a cry for help
Sisyphus = Leo (Virgo Cusp) but after being mellowed tf down he's a real cuddlebug and cannot do anything wrong
Orpheus = Cancer (Leo Cusp) who is equal parts emo and loyal and puts it all into his art so ppl are like damn Orpheus play the pain away amirite single tear emoji
Eurydice = that one Aries girl I keep fawning over but ik will never date me like pls I know you know your value pls come back I will try again pls and I will try harder aaaaaaa don't ghost me
Skelly = Capricorn bc they like beating themselves up but skelly here has made his whole existence around it ayyyyyy jkjk caps don't send me angry DMs
Dusa = ngl I know several Aquariuses like her but her being any air sign is valid but then again she's also the kinda girl who you later find out is a Saggi or Cap and you're like wtf how are star signs bullshit oh noooo
Theseus = why you letting Aries bois with oily nips break your heart?
Patroclus = Virgo bc they moody af when they are stuck at an impasse and will make overthinking an aesthetic
Achilles = Leo bc only Leos can be this kinda sexy mmmmm
Hermes = Gemini because they love to talk about everything but also they flaky af and Hermes I know you're flaky af and I'm sick of only talking to you on your own terms OMG this is why we broke up