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Alecto = Aries (Taurus Cusp) bc big cishet dudebro energy and will shove you into a locker and kill your tamagotchi
Megara = Scorpios (Saggi cusp) one of those scorpios that acts all tsundere and defensive around you and says she only wants you as a friend/frenemy but eventually comes around after kicking the shit out of you a 100 times
Charon = Libra bc he finds value in giving back into society and the economy and is there to support you idk this one's a bit of a stretch but just go with it he might also be a blatant capitalist
also is probably the most stable cthonic stable very dateable
Nyx = Pisces bc mysterious but warm and empathetic so basically a Pisces in control of her own emotions and has learned how to communicate herself over time and through experience
Thanatos = also Capricorn bc job oriented and tries too hard to give me reasons not to date him but we all knowThangreus is endgame
Hades = Capricorn (Aquarius Cusp) because he'll stubbornly stick to his ideas of what's practical and what should be even though it doesn't help him
This is the face of a colonialist
This is the face of an elephant who would not break a sweat building a whites-only club in my grandfather's kampung
"What's your creative process like?" https://t.co/XN9K7YRZrq
#IamNonBinary because lbr gender norms are wild af and some days I wake up feeling like Kiko Mizuhara and others I wanna be Simu Liu but a bookish version but really I really vibe that Bruno Bucciarati energy wow top and bottom me good sir