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Aphrodite = Taurus (Gemini Cusp) because honestly she just wants everyone to live in the momenta nd live their best lives
Headcanon is that she's also asexual af
Athena = Aries who acts all high and mighty but we all know your dirty dirty secrets athena I read the lorebooks you cannot SHIELD your lies forever
Zeus = Big Leo (Cancer Cusp) Energy but not the nice kind where they'll be loyal no matter what because their morality is based off how horny they are at any time
Tisiphone = ?????? I'm gonna ballpark it and say Capricorn don't judge me this list is subjective
Alecto = Aries (Taurus Cusp) bc big cishet dudebro energy and will shove you into a locker and kill your tamagotchi
Megara = Scorpios (Saggi cusp) one of those scorpios that acts all tsundere and defensive around you and says she only wants you as a friend/frenemy but eventually comes around after kicking the shit out of you a 100 times
Charon = Libra bc he finds value in giving back into society and the economy and is there to support you idk this one's a bit of a stretch but just go with it he might also be a blatant capitalist
also is probably the most stable cthonic stable very dateable
Nyx = Pisces bc mysterious but warm and empathetic so basically a Pisces in control of her own emotions and has learned how to communicate herself over time and through experience
Thanatos = also Capricorn bc job oriented and tries too hard to give me reasons not to date him but we all knowThangreus is endgame