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We get together donations for sad Humans so they have good stuff to eat like us. Old fish, weird shaped melty cheeses and a big ol spider. We had more frogs but they all hopped out of the bag. #Goblin #DnD #CrudDrive
Rare double murder found in hallway, two duelin Goblins done each other in. Wow! No one really know why they done it, but it not really matter now. This reporter predict extra thick stew tomorrow! #DnD #Goblin #TheTasteOfVictory
Reports of cave in at mine turn out to just be big ol Rock Man walkin around. He seem pretty nice so we been taking turns climbin on him. I think he stepped on Goblin at some point but it well funny so he can stay in mine if he want. #Goblin #DnD #dungeonsanddragons #SolidDude
Hey guys! Me finally back from friendly Goblin tribe in jungle! What I miss? My pack all full of weird stuff I collect, and I excited to report on new Cave stories. Cave news. All things I miss going on in Cave. No more lousy, too bright outside.
Food donations bein sorted by "volunteers" for annual no hungry Goblins drive. People, please stop putting boogers in donation bins. Booger drive am next week, an only some Goblin want big green dollop on they roast cave bat. Happy holidays! #GiveBig #Goblin #DnD #WhatSnotAllowed
Rhilnax come to Scream Pits for tour. Crazy spooky winds an sounds come up from Deep Caves, sometimes you can swear you hearin words. Creepy! Rhilnax not like as much as Bug Buffet we go to after, that well yummy. Beetle stuffed with wasp larvae, what not to like? #KoboldWeek
Visiting Kobold, Rhilnax, get tour of Fungal Gardens. They well pretty, an most of it edible too. You gotta be careful near bitey growths, but they worth lookin at for sure. Rhilnax favorite part is puffball stompin area, I likes that too but it give me the sneezes. #KoboldWeek
Kobold emissary from Deep Caves come up to make friends. Him look tasty, but speak smart and have nifty tail so no one eat. Chief say we gotta show him best sights this week while he visit. Him name Rhilnax, seem to like bugs so we got a lot in common already. #KoboldWeek
Fight break out in warrens when pair of Goblins want same juicy frog. They get all slippery from frog grease an crash into shelf of clay pots, make a big mess. Guards break em up but one witness in hospital from laughin too hard. Lucky fella, I miss the whole thing!#HopToIt