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In a few hours I'll be at the Rimworld Goblin village. Brought all my best snacks and a torch so the jungle won't be too spooky to travel through!
(Still have plenty room for starting Goblins to name, plus any they capture and make best friends with if you'd like to claim one!
Bugbat Jones. with new special on fightin. How you find best weapon? Gotta be poky on one end. Even if it for bashin, spike good for roastin dinner. Reach always good. Make sure it different from one fella next to you have, make a big impact. Hope this help! #PickYourPoker
Worker of the week go to Big Frank, promoted to overseer in shops after last one lose war machine then head. Him seem to manage well, minimal stealing. Encourage workers with soothing screech of bagpipes, also sometimes whip. Keep up good work! #GreenManagement
Spooky update! Someone creepin around the haunted bonepit putting silly hats on the roaming undead! If you can handle a fright and a lil risk, sneak on down to get a peek. They well funny stumbling around with colorful hats tied to thems pranked heads. #Fundead #Halloween
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Bugbat Jones here, special on how to pick armor. It gotta be all bulky an metal, but all rusty like it found at bottom of cave. Prolly was! Look for crooked spikes an weird plates an parts here an there. Make sure to find one piece that way too big too, good huntin! #DressSharp
New big spear-launchin machine go missing. It really funny at first cause engineers get all mad, but we prolly need that thingy. If you see giant siege machine, covered in rusty spikes, tell a guard or wheel it back to workshops. Engineers all sad and miss it. #GoingBallistic
Warrior Hargruk misplace shield outside mess hall. It round and wooden, have skull painted on it. He set it down to drink Rot Juice with his buddies, turn around, and couple hours later it gone. If you see shield like that, look for Hargruk in punishment stockades.
Worker of the week go to Smallsnail, nimble little fella who works in the shops. When overseer drop sandwich down hole, Smallsnail able to slip down and rescue it, then spend weekend with foot caught in hole when they forget he there. Brave! #Goblin #DnD #RPG #HeroSandwich