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One Goblin in big trouble for tryna eat Rhilnax. They set up fake tour of "Fun Baths" that really just cauldron of soup stock they try to heat up once he get in. Quit doin this guys, it like sixth time someone try to eat him this week an chief gettin well mad! #KoboldWeek
Visiting Kobold, Rhilnax, get tour of Fungal Gardens. They well pretty, an most of it edible too. You gotta be careful near bitey growths, but they worth lookin at for sure. Rhilnax favorite part is puffball stompin area, I likes that too but it give me the sneezes. #KoboldWeek
Truly Relaxed have a real exciting day, him get fancy new HOOMAN CLOTHES, a vest and some dandy plaid suspender pants, but also discover new impossibly hard metal. Big Frank already got BIG PLANS for it, and has ordered his room to be moved to a side with more room... behind it?
Kobold emissary from Deep Caves come up to make friends. Him look tasty, but speak smart and have nifty tail so no one eat. Chief say we gotta show him best sights this week while he visit. Him name Rhilnax, seem to like bugs so we got a lot in common already. #KoboldWeek
Fight break out in warrens when pair of Goblins want same juicy frog. They get all slippery from frog grease an crash into shelf of clay pots, make a big mess. Guards break em up but one witness in hospital from laughin too hard. Lucky fella, I miss the whole thing!#HopToIt
Stak Threefinger work on new invention, flail-whip. Says it for bashin from extra safe distance! So far him have a hard time gettin testers to not bash self usin the thing, but that all part of process. Stak hope to sell to guards what's afraid of direct fight. #WhipSmart
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This be the new thread for Rimworld tribe happenings
@RainyDuke @JessPendley Rainy Duke managed to tame a giant demon donkey, Larietta gonna have kittens (what is word for baby panther?) and Bear is asshole. Dudes got maybe an hour left rottin in Goblin dungeon an he rude as heck.