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Stak Threefinger work on new invention, flail-whip. Says it for bashin from extra safe distance! So far him have a hard time gettin testers to not bash self usin the thing, but that all part of process. Stak hope to sell to guards what's afraid of direct fight. #WhipSmart
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@RainyDuke @JessPendley Rainy Duke managed to tame a giant demon donkey, Larietta gonna have kittens (what is word for baby panther?) and Bear is asshole. Dudes got maybe an hour left rottin in Goblin dungeon an he rude as heck.
Worker of the week go to Yeetz Rattlegrub, good necromancer. Him treat zombies like friend, not just thing to send into fight. He still do that, cause that what they for, but him always reward them with nice bit of clothing or somethin if they not get bashed. What a nice fella!
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Warrior named Dogbiter gettin extra teeth put in hims head. Well, in his mouth, teeths don't go on head. Mad engineers and doctors workin round the clock on the project, since it might change the way us Goblins eat. Hard things no one can eat maybe, like magic rocks. Wow!
Big explosive waiting to be set off by old stuff we dig up in mines. Stuff gots lots of dumb weird symbols on it, so folks real excited to see how well it break. Some sorcerers wanna try and read it, but they well nerdy and boring. Light that fuse! #PrimedAndReady
Skeleton by the old abandoned Bug Press moving around now. No one sure what it want yet, but scavengers and folks whats trying to hide there should be careful. Sometimes skellies that move ain't friendly, but if you feeling risky they also sometimes like bat milk. #WhosThatSkell
Feast tonight, really big grub dug up in mud pits. Team go in and lift it out with pulleys, carry it to kitchen to get ready. Wrinkled old ones say it biggest they've seen in many time. Not sure how they gonna fit it into cauldron, but cooks got smart tricks. #ReadyForGrub