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TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XVII
You Gotta Know When to Golem
Rating: THE PITS
Best Line: Literally none, though I did ALMOST laugh at Homer almost killing Fran Drescher's voice.
This has to be the worst segment ever.
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR XI
G-G-Ghost D-D-Dad
Rating: GOOD
Best Line: "HEH HEH HEH HEH, STUPID HOROSCOPE!" (pickaxe to the head) "EHE EHE EHE EHE, STUPID BLORICOPE!"
Homer dying twice kills me every time but this is the point where Treehouse of Horror air-balls even good ideas.
Celebrating 10 years of Indie Gamer Chick!
Thank you @WaffulSyrup! Awesome design! I love it!
He's for hire, everyone. I provided very little direction and left him to his own devices, and he came up with my new favorite model of Sweetie. I love it!
10 years. Holy smokes, yo!
@Nooskewl I believe that's called a Victorian Ruffle. Where's my dress experts?
What's Gaston Belmont here wearing?
The end credits beat me up.
That's Altered Beast. If any game on the mini is worse, I'll eat my hat. NO pile.
Altered Beast is on my top 10 "give this to an indie dev and see what they can come up with" properties.
EVERYONE wants Altered Beast to be good, and it's not.
But Sonic wasn't good for DECADES and indie developers turned that property into Sonic Mania, and it was really good!
For the second form, you get to be a dragon that has electric powers.
The boss takes maybe two seconds, if that, to beat with it.
Just fucking wow. Altered Beast fucking sucks.
That's funny, same score and everything, one less hit point.
Left: Japanese.
Right: US.
I was really hoping the Japanese and US versions would be different. Can you even tell which is which in these pics?
The left is the US version. The right is the Japanese version. They're not IDENTICAL but it's not a major change.