𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝙵𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 ࠋ𐍈𐍂𐌴さんのイラストまとめ

1987 saw a rise in arranged ‘marriages of convenience’ being used to gain surreptitious entry into Britain.
Numerous “Brides For Hire” were bequeathed large sums in wills, in return for taking part in ’cemetery weddings’ to allow their newlydead husbands to return from the grave.

Something in the wind
Learned our name
Whispering
Nothing can be the same
The reason is clear
Earth’s end is near
We’re killing the planet
Day by day
Death’s on top of the world
Looking down on creation
& The only explanation
I can find
Is we forgot
We’re not
The top of the world

In 1938 a startling medical discovery was made when the cadavers of numerous politicians were dissected, revealing they possessed vocal obfuscation glands not found in normal humans.
This mutation allows politicians to constantly broadcast “sound bites” utterly devoid of meaning.

Undoubtedly one of the most eye catching & unmistakable landmarks to grace London’s skyline is the dome of St Paul’s Cathedral, designed in the English Baroque style during the late 17th C. by a much renowned therianthropic architect, the celebrated werebird Sir Christoper Wren.

By 1934 the insidious danger of feminism had been repeatedly established by scientists.
Experimental programmes were financed by both governments & the private sector to correct brain & sight defects in females who persistently refused to see what society knew was best for them.

In 1897 Prof Krankzeit of Byzantium University split the subatomic Realitron, an antiparticle that is the smallest quantifiable component of Reality.
The experiment successfully fractured Reality but merged the Prof, his equipment & a laboratory wall, from which he still lectures

Scottish spirits known as
Mnathan-Nighe
(plural; “Washing-Women”)
washed the bloody clothes of the doomed.
A Bean-Nighe (singular) heralds death, especially to those who do not run away fast enough.
Their role has now largely been replaced by the
Inneal-Nighe
(“Washing-Machine”).

There was scandal in the culinary community in 1992 when controversial ethnobotanist Dr Randy Rood claimed to have discovered a species of self-dipping banana.
Further investigation revealed the fruit was from a perfectly normal variety but had been possessed by an innuendogeist.

In 2003 the tiny Mediterranean isle of Anchovia (around 50% smaller than Sardinia) found its entire human population made redundant when the island’s genetic research facility successfully produced mutant felines with opposable thumbs, thus enabling cats to operate tin-openers.

The most celebrated celebrity celebration of 1962 was the wedding of veteran debutante Ms Ophelia “Totty” Fitzpitwitz & Ælgombdon, Duke of the 5th Square of Hell.
Their disGraces the Duke & Duchess honeymooned in Vienna where their romantic sojourn was marred by drizzleschnitzel.